Thanks for all the bad times. I’m sure you’ll pop back up in a few conversations going forward, you’ve still got your old friends in IE users to watch the sun set with and I can still always find you online, gambling somewhere, I suppose.
It wasn’t all bad, sure, we had those wonderful times in the early 2000’s when I was young and impressed by your tweens but sure enough over time you just drained the life out of my laptop. We’ve both changed and grown in the following years and now I knock around with HTML and Swift and you apparently knock around with people wanting to spy on me and that ain’t cool.
So, just like I did Shockwave all those years ago, I’ve gotta let you go Flash.
God I miss Shockwave. That shiz was the bomb.